It is a story never told before, story of an individual who achieved what he wanted successfully, coming over (not overcoming) all odds. This is the story of Me.
When Me was a child, it never looked like he had shades of such a talent. It was only after the schooling that the impeccable talent was unleashed and Me started building up on his gift.
The first time it came into the public eye was the summer of 2003. Against all odds, as a surprise for all well-wishers Me came out with what was unexpected. He cracked the great engineering entrance examination. Err .. not the exam but he cracked all the chances to get through with the superb and immaculate uselessness of his. Not only did he cracked the coveted entrance examination but also the other potential options making it absolutely sure that nothing comes to his way when it is about excelling in his gifted art of uselessness.
After the compromise, next was the continual cracking of the other minor hurdles - examinations and tests. But like any other talented individual, Me too had some downs in his journey and unfortunately did succeeded in a few of the hurdles.
Again he showed the signs of his greatness when he cracked almost all his chances to get through any of the campus recruiters, until finally a glitch led to him making into one of them.
As they say, talent cannot be kept hidden for long, Me too came back strongly to ensure that he ruins all his chances to get into quality work for the living and started up with the back office service industry crap. But that proved only the beginning.
The latter half of 2008 can be regarded as the peak of his achievements, when he not only successfully screwed the job but also yet another chance to get into quality education. By this time he was so good with his art that he could almost crack anything, anytime.
Now the year 2010 and he is simply the best, having already cracked almost 250 odd interviews without being penalized with a single offer. Discussions are on to regard Me as a record holder and honoring him with the life time achievement award for being useless.
We wish him all luck and may he continue achieveing failures in life. Amen!
4 comments:
Interesting blog, well maintained. I am big time fan of your writing. Want to know, what made you write all these ? Are they true ?
Uselessness made me write all this :P
Khali dimag shaitan ka ghar :D.
By the way thanks for all the praises.
Signs of extremely low self esteem!!
Look around you...the world is filled with super-dreamers and under-achievers...keep on going - you might just be near a big break!
Nice blog though...:)
Hmm ... thats a fair point!
Hope to write something positive for upcoming posts.
Thanks for your view.
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